Just some teasers

Male or Female?? hmm.... I got this thru an email.. just read it and laugh at the meaning behind it.. hmm..

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

I like the egg timer's.. ha ha... it is so absogoddamnlutely true!!

Signing out..